drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut





son of a nigger loving atheist bitch? wut 

I like how Black people still get referenced even when we weren’t there and had nothing to do with it. 

"Nigger" has become an insult multiplier. 

"You good for nothing nigger loving muslim"


shes…um…in need of a hug n holy water to the eyes

i woulda punched that bitch in the face n dragged shorty out the car fuck all that


the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am